Showing posts with label Chocolate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chocolate. Show all posts

Monday, February 10, 2014

"The Hostess Wit The Most-Est"~ A thought by Sinbad the Sailor Man


Poetry: Hostess Treats on the Sly



"The Hostess Wit The Most- Est"

 

The Hostess wit the Most- est
Said: my best-est buddy Chunk

As he looks at her
Chocolate swirls in his Sugar

Sugar coated brain
I told you my friends

He is
and 
He was
Strained

Know now; man, I would eat that up!
He said again, look at her leg’s

She’s got legs, man
And she knows how to use them
He said:

Dude I said: it’s a Cupcake 
With legs, it is, a
Dancing; chocolate; cup.. cake!

Cup cake does, me fine he said: 
Who, knows their cake?

You; my friend have chocolate
On your brain, you are strained

Look here comes another
Oh look! It’s Suzy Q with her pals!

Ho and Ho those silly little Ho’s
They are delic-e-ous man

With their creamy centers Dude!
 I said; they are chocolate treats

They are Sweets, he said
Na! Man they belong to, Sweets

Chunky D. Sweets, he laughed
That’s me man, that’s me

Chunky D. Sweets
I said, you are what you eat
Your a Hostess nut

Ding, Dong! He said, as
He grab his dong and yelled
Swell! 
Little miss, mini Muffins

I am no Twinkie
Although I may be

Yes; I am a little slinky
I believe you, are now

Wanting to be my
Delicious
My
Variety, of
Treats


by
Sinbad the Sailor Man



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Monday, September 2, 2013

The Love Doctor

Love at First Sight;

Chocolate candy, wine, and Brandy
Fire light, candles lit, have a little sip
This girl is really fine
 I met her at the grocery store

On my way up from off of the floor

I was there picking up, wine and chocolate candies
That’s were I so ungracefully, picked up my girlfriend’s, daughter

Exchanged some looks this cashier and I
I don’t  disbelieve in love at first sight, anymore

There
Something did spark
It must have been a lark
But then
I took my girlfriend’s daughter home

Soon after
I got a call on upon the telephone

I told my girlfriend that 
I had lost my wallet… or did I ?

Just so
You know 
That I am not a Cad
But
A good Lad

My girlfriend is just a friend
And
Her daughter is only three

But
Brandy she
Now longs to be
With me

You See
I was sent to the store
for
To get the wine

For my girlfriend was 
Called into the hospital
Because
She is an E.R. Doctor

I think my Doctor friend
Has set me up!

God bless, you
My Love Doctor


A thought by Sinbad the Sailor Man